Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011

obscene mobscene

An event that has been overrun by people to the point that trying to participate becomes an exercise in futility.

Dude 1: "Hey, what took so long with the beer?"

Dude 2: "Sorry dude, Quickee-Mart was a total obscene mobscene."

by BrentKC May 19, 2006

cyber mobbing

When people use social media to gang up on someone, because they don't agree with their beliefs or lifestyle.

Jean was the victim of cyber mobbing, when she became a gay rights activist in her rural town.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012

mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003

hindu mobile

noun- a beat up 1986 or older Honda Accord or Odyssey etc. (Toyota etc) that smells like curry and is old and beat up and is eligible for Cash for Clunkers. Usually a Indian (usually a Hindu) will drive one of these. It is usually the first car an immigrant will get for a bargain.

John: Dang it. Canada's highways have been over-flooded with hindu mobiles.

Raj: Don't y'all be hatin on my hindu mobile!

by iiScAm August 22, 2009

T-Mobile

The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.

Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.

by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021