Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.

Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.

by JYW1 January 4, 2011

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 14, 2014

thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it

Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!

by Jbless April 24, 2014