Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Mississippi lost cave

a right of passage in Mississippi, turning boy and sister into man and sister.

Godo's been REAL friendly with his sister lately, they must be going to the Mississippi lost cave

by cptnkillsecure June 8, 2020

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Mississippi Miscarriage

When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion

Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage

by Winterjack May 8, 2020

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025