midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 7, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!

by LAN84 May 31, 2007

midget in a stuff sack

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.

douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!

by kidney doner June 18, 2009

Midget

The most evil little bastards on planet earth. They stand at 4"10- 5"3 and spend their days hunting tall people and eating their souls. They love to hide in vending machines, around dark corners, under bridges,in your bathroom while you shower and sniff you while you're sleeping.. The natural born enemy of the pint sized bitch is the Gizz, becasuse they have to many souls to eat at once

Me & a midget got into an argument at Wal-Mart, he said he would see me in court so I told him to grow up

by Nickvinewood May 24, 2018

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018