Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass

Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission

by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008

Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: [phone]. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.

1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.

by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019

matt leeds

A man that respects women.

Matt Leeds is such a gentleman.

by #BM June 16, 2018

Matt Southway

A typical Autistic Bristolian.

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic

by Ss0 May 18, 2019

Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.

My friend is such a Matt Rowe.

by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017