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PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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titical mass

The point at which the surgical enhancement of a ladies fun bags ceases to look at all attractive and just appears freakish and downright scary. A certain kind of porn star will deliberately aim for this look.
(as seen in Reddit comments) ...like water balloons about to pop... she's at titical mass! I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near those things without eye protection!
by BewareOfTheBadger December 24, 2020
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Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.
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Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020
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Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.
My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!
by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021
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wicked mass

A Massachusetts based instagram page. It posts content related to Massachusetts highschool sports, funny videos, and local news.
Example 1:

Person 1: Have you seen wicked mass's new post today?

Person 2: Yes, I can't believe that happened today.

Example 2:

Person 1: Did you seen what wicked mass posted today?

Person 2: Bro yes it's actually crazy how hard he hit that guy/girl (in hockey) .
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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Mass boosting

What you do if you cant get a top 10 legit
Shrekmasters sucks at assassin so he had to mass boost for top 10 and got wiped. Imagine mass boosting shrekmasters just imagine
by Mass boost March 3, 2021
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