Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.

Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.

by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022

marie lee

I don’t know how to describe Marie Lee. She’s a legend and unlike anyone you’ll meet.

“Is Marie Lee that soccer player?”
“No Marie Lee plays hockey”
“I thought she played lacrosse”

by Sheepbad November 17, 2019

Brittney Marie

The coolest, hottest person alive. Said to be the 2010 gold medallist in ladies figure skating. Also is know as the The Hulk. This girl is the hottest; best friend alive.

"wow buck you sound like a girl!!!" -Brittney Marie

by Kathleen Kiely September 6, 2008

Jeanne Marie

One hot mother fucker.

She's a Jeanne Marie

by dongds August 19, 2011

Ann-Mari

A very tall scandinavian viking (even without heels) that will remember everything you ever tell her!

You have the memory of an Ann-Mari

by alstubb January 29, 2010

Mary J.

Slang for Marrijuana.

You can tell his only friend is Mary J.

by Ty D September 17, 2005

muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

by rich1 May 22, 2006