muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.
Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.
by rich1 May 15, 2006
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