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Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.
by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022
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Mary Cate

Mary Cate is the perfect girl and the greatest person you will ever meet. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but everybody who meets her is instantly attracted to her due to her radiating smile and her warmth towards others. She is hilarious and is always making people laugh. Don’t let her girl-next-door exterior fool you, because Mary Cate is a party ANIMAL. Everybody lusts after her when they see her on the dance floor. She’s a beast.
WHOA who is that sexy girl?”
“Her name’s Mary Cate…”
by InterestingSloth December 23, 2021
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Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave
Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark
by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021
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Brittney Marie

The coolest, hottest person alive. Said to be the 2010 gold medallist in ladies figure skating. Also is know as the The Hulk. This girl is the hottest; best friend alive.
"wow buck you sound like a girl!!!" -Brittney Marie
by Kathleen Kiely September 6, 2008
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Jeanne Marie

She's a Jeanne Marie
by dongds August 19, 2011
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Ann-Mari

A very tall scandinavian viking (even without heels) that will remember everything you ever tell her!
You have the memory of an Ann-Mari
by alstubb January 29, 2010
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Mary J.

Slang for Marrijuana.
You can tell his only friend is Mary J.
by Ty D September 17, 2005
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