Maria Emma 

She is like the best girl on earth! She makes a very good sister, has a lot of humor, and is a great girl... Boys adore her secretly but they don't say so. Never let her go!! Maybe she gets moody but that is a sign to leave her alone.. she'll come sprinting back to you! She is romantic and is the kindest person on earth! (Boys fight over her behind her back ;))

Boy: I secretly like Maria Emma....
His friend: Ohh that angel!! I adore her!

Maria Emma by klemie_chick February 16, 2022

Maria Høyvik 

kjedelig norsk lærer

Maria Høyvik elsker nynorsk... det er ikke greit

Maria Høyvik by kekkekeke May 18, 2022

Maria Pizarro 

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.

"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"

Maria Pizarro by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

Maria De los Angeles Martinez 

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

Maria De los Angeles Martinez by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

Maria Regina Highschool 

a catholic school full lesbians. lesbians everywhere. youre either a thot or gay so.. goodluck with that.

Maria Regina Highschool in Hartsdale

Maria Regina Highschool by marinapeeina November 7, 2018

maria anthea 

A desperate person ready to do anything just to sleep under a willow tree.

Guy 1:'Lucy is such a maria anthea.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'

maria anthea by Reggaerockkermismage August 26, 2011

Maria Palma

Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.

Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."

Maria Palma by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011