by Los mad yt May 07, 2019
Your father.
NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
Darth Vader: "Luke, I am the old man."
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
by Nicholas D February 03, 2009
A man who terrorized York University and University of Toronto with buckets of feces and urine. He's a literal shit thrower.
It is alleged that
on Friday, November 22, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered John P. Robarts Research Library located at 130 St. George Street and assaulted a woman and a young person and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Sunday, November 24, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered Scott Library located at 4700 Keele Street and assaulted a woman and a man, and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Monday, November 25, 2019, the the peepeepoopoo man approached a woman in the area of College Street and McCaul Street and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
It is alleged that
on Friday, November 22, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered John P. Robarts Research Library located at 130 St. George Street and assaulted a woman and a young person and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Sunday, November 24, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered Scott Library located at 4700 Keele Street and assaulted a woman and a man, and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Monday, November 25, 2019, the the peepeepoopoo man approached a woman in the area of College Street and McCaul Street and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
The peepeepoopoo man strikes again!
by a goof from toronto November 27, 2019
by Jillian Frayne May 25, 2004
A question asked, usually in a group setting, to describe a person that insits on being a part of a group even though no one is very familiar with that person.
(Random person joins a snowball fight with you and your friends)
Yo, whose man is that? I'm not claiming him!
Yo, whose man is that? I'm not claiming him!
by Greg Welch May 16, 2006
Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:
1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003