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Magenta

Oh Magenta,my beloved sister, flesh of my flesh, delight of my life, forgive me you bitch.
by Mistress Columbia July 21, 2003
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camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.
i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.
by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010
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Magnetic Flux Quantum Day

February 6th.
Chemistry geeks have Mole Day.
Math dorks have Pi Day.
What do Physics nerds have?
Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
Even if you think Electricity and Magnetism is scary, Magnetic Flux Quantum Day (affectionately called MFQ Day) is a day to celebrate all Physics! From Black Holes to Mechanics, this is the day to put on your Physics shirts, grab your formula sheets, and just do some good ole fashion phun recreational Physics!
Have f=uN!
^_^
MFQ = 2.067833667(52)×10^(−15) Wb

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Magnetic Flux Quantum Day is a day for Physics Nerds.
by Physics Nerd January 30, 2009
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Fuckin' Magnets

How do they work?!
Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.
by Carador October 21, 2010
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Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.
Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"
by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011
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Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim
James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness
by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011
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Magness

v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.
John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.
by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011
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