Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday

“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song”

by p3n!s April 19, 2021

The Burnout Mac

The burnout Mac is a type of Mac and cheese that just makes you wanna crap all over the place.

Oh no Kevin ate the burnout Mac hopefully he won’t poop all over my rug!

by Six star November 5, 2020

Mac & Freak

The act of cooking Mac & Cheese while having sexual intercourse with your partner. Two of the very best things in life, at once. Make sure not to leave the noodles boiling for too long.

Guy 1 “I wanted to have sex with her but I was so hungry, so we Mac & Freaked!”
Guy 2 “Lucky! That is on my bucket list for sure”

by Juggernaut2121 March 30, 2021

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Big Mac

Making out with a guy while he shoves a Big Mac up your pussy.

Ughhhh… if my boyfriend doesn’t Big Mac me right now I’m going to kill myself.

by Purple orange September 3, 2022

Pull a Mac

mac'in out: breaking in an absurd, non-sensical way for no reason at all or in a maliciously intentional way.

"Dude, my phone pulled a mac and died at 60% battery because its 40 degrees outside."
"Man my computers hard drive is corrupted after that last update" "Ya mac pull a mac mate?"

by koyo4 February 2, 2021