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mustardbait

To bait a bun with a special mustard sauce...
It's generally frowned upon to put a baited bun back into the package.
I mustardbaited all day yesterday.
by Westies February 12, 2005
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Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.
A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009
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muntard

Jade Goodie is such a muntard!
by esqo December 9, 2008
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muntard

Conjunction of munted + retard = muntard.
A person who is already a bit of a retard who does something stupid,becomes a muntard.
"Yeah, Mike was a bit of retard back in the day but once he started working with Jen he turned into a bit of a muntard"
by Nelly Retardo November 5, 2006
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mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.
Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011
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mustardy

An inate ability to conjure up a rousal of internal retardedness, as in to muster.
This vagina feels very mustardy.
by Carlton Weatherz222 November 29, 2013
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muntard

Jade Goody is such a muntard!
by esqo December 9, 2008
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