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Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.
That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".
Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.
by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011
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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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modern hippie

a person of modern times who rejects established institutions and values and seeks spontaneity and escapism, direct personal relations expressing love and happiness, and an expanded consciousness. they often express their lifestyle externally by wearing casual, folksy clothing, such as: beads, headbands, tie dye, leather, used garments, goes barefoot often, etc.
a modern day hippie can, but is not expected to: go live in the woods for months or years at a time, not shower- or shave- for weeks on end, have long hair, smoke 10 Ibs. of weed every day, trip on LSD on a regular basis, or have sex with every friend they know.
She promotes peace, love, and happiness; wears her hand- made shoes and carries around her home- made purse and her favourite shirt is tie dyed and she's had it since fourth grade: she is your modern hippie.
by knownwell&&lovesall November 6, 2007
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Moderation

Fred announced he would be drinking in moderation to no one in particular, because he didn't actually have any friends.
by arcanepurposes December 7, 2011
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Modern Warfare 2 Effect

When a video game is good/fun for the first 2-8 weeks, but then turns to total shit on a stick, much like Modern Warfare 2 did.
Connor: Are you going to get Black Ops?

Jordan: Yeah, but it'll have the Modern Warfare 2 Effect since it's coming out around Christmas.
by Cap'n Jo November 5, 2010
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