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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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Meeting Fucked

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time
by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020
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Dope meeting face

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)
That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.
by Stampliance August 22, 2022
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Meet

I meet you yesterday
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015
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Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.
Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
Breaded chicken
by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 4, 2019
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