Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023

Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

by Vlex614 November 7, 2023

lobster pocket

Where your thighs and genitals turn bright red from long sustained exposure to EXTREME heat.

The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!

by ScottSquatch June 11, 2022

Lobster pilled

Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.

Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.

by hello muddah September 20, 2022

Lobster pussy

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017

Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008