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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'
by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025
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Lobster Mania

A popular casino game, known for being the favoured place for the wealthy elderly who have nothing better to do then drop $36,000 into the machine and spin it all away instead of helping the less fortunate in the world.
Grandpa, stop dumping your life savings into Lobster Mania and pay for your great grandson Billy's college tuition.
by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022
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Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.
Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?
by redrocks February 25, 2020
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LOBSTER MAN

Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!

On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!

Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.

he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
mr street " you're not dodgy" - LOBSTER MAN
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
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LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage
Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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