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Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
by magones May 5, 2016
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Rock Lobster

1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.
Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.

Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.
by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020
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lobster

lobter? no. l o b s t e r

lobtser?
no. l o b s t e r
ohhh... lobster!
yes.
lobter?
ok.
my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.
by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025
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Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference
by snooby-doo March 6, 2018
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Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.
Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!
by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
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