locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:

Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Leaking faucet

When cum drips from the tip of your penis either on the floor, or down to your ballsack.

“We had the best sex ever, dude!” It was so good I had a “leaking faucet” afterwards.

by IO67 October 6, 2025

nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.

Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.

by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015