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Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 13, 2009
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Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.
Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law
by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017
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Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.
My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!
by B-dizzay April 29, 2011
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Hood Law

Things people from the hood have a common sense knowledge of... 1. doing & 2. not doing!
It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!
by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020
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Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons
This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
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Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011
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Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
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