Lumpy Leigh

a10 thunderbolt goofy ahh bitch boy , also the is3 tank never actually saw conflict in ww2.

Lumpy Leigh get the fuck away from my cat, you freak!

by gingercatgaymes June 29, 2022

baby lumpkin

Name for a skanky girl, someone who will have sex with anyone especially for drugs. Usually an overweight redhead.

whore tramp trick baby lumpkin

by mrs sugar November 11, 2010

Spyder Lumps

A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.

When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.

by spyder lumps November 22, 2011

Pillow Lumps

When somebody cums in a pillow and it creates a lumpy texture.

"Did you see Jeff's pillow at the sleepover? It had massive pillow lumps."

by KittCatty August 3, 2016

meat lumped

Beat down. Keep running your mouth and you’ll get your meat Lumped

Keep running your mouth and you’ll get your meat Lumped

by Sassy 63 September 27, 2020

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023

Lumpin

When you arrive at work the following morning after a night of heavy partying...hair a mess, shirt and pants wrinkled, eyes glassy...basically visually hungover

"Man you are lumpin this morning. How late did you stay at the bar last night?

by Willy June 25, 2003