LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

Lappen

German for "Lope". A Lappen is someone you can't take seriously and is just annoying.

Leon ist so ein Lappen

by MrCreamy69 July 28, 2023

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013