Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.

Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him

by JayCrayes July 15, 2019

Kevin

They call me daddy or papi OH YEAH

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?

by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is super cool and is handsome and very cute

Cool Kevin cute and handsome

by Keekskdsksksjsj October 23, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)

"Kevin!"- shouted Louis

by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020

Kevin

a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.

nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-

by white.obama February 21, 2020