Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

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Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

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Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.

E Kitten 1: Do you know Daddy Johnny?
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!

by big daddy johnny June 27, 2023

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Johnnie mae

Female name most likely named after her father or close relative. She is both strong and wise, her strength comes from her father and strong willed ancestors and her wisdom comes from her mother and /or female descendants. She is sassy, outspoken, intelligent with a heart as big as the ocean. Her humorous side is always ready, but on the flip don't cross or try her "that's not what you want ". Best friend you could ever have.

The meaning of the name Johnnie Mae is ....

by Jlovesav November 23, 2021

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Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010

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