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Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
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Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.
Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.
by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020
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jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
Jocke buys hallon cream.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
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jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.
My dream was to be a jocke...
by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017
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Jock Daniels

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.
by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016
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Jocking Steez

Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
by Skleebar November 25, 2020
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Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.
Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.
by wahtduh May 8, 2014
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