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Joed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.
Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!
by Dizmalmazes July 6, 2011
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Jos Verstappen

Jos Verstappen was a F1 driver back in the 90's and is the father of a famous and great driver, called as "Super Max" or "Lion" by fans, Max Verstappen. Jos is famous for his crash in Brazil, 1994. He is married to Sophie Kumpen who is his wife. He has 4 children - Max Verstappen (The Oldest) Victoria Verstappen (2nd Oldest) Blue Jaye Verstappen (3rd Oldest) and recently born Jason Jaxx Verstappen who's the youngest of all.
Example:

Christian Horner (Principle of Red Bull): Who's your father, Max?
Max Verstappen: My father is Jos Verstappen, who was a former F1 driver. I'm better than him. But definitely not better than Michael Schumacher.
by Basically, F1 October 8, 2022
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Jo Hoe

To be a super fan of Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Joe Jonas, or collectively known as The Jonas Brothers.

Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
"Once a Jo Hoe, Always a Jo Hoe"

"Bailey has been an OG Jo Hoe since Day One"
by kaufmasd March 4, 2019
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Jos

A very cute, lovely, hard-working guy. He is smart, and no one in the world is more funny than Jos. He cares so much about his family and his friends, is very loyal and has a big big heart.
Everybody loves him, his name is Jos.
by Marisssssssss November 24, 2021
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cody jo

The most awesome person you'll ever meet! RIP! We love you!
There is only 1 Cody Jo
by Rbaum5 September 27, 2018
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brittany-jo

Brittany-jo’s are the baddest of bitches around. They are smart, musically-talented and take no shit. They have the fattest of asses and give the best head.
Dang, you’re hanging out with Brittany-Jo??

Yeah, I know, better bring my a-game or I’m not getting any tonight!
by Hot toddy mommy November 21, 2021
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Ruby Jo

She's my Ruby Jo
by STROKINGmyYOKE November 24, 2021
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