by Wolfish September 27, 2012
by I just cry July 20, 2021
by Spike1109 July 03, 2018
Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 28, 2020
Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!
Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 03, 2023
When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
by osan January 09, 2020
The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper February 13, 2011