When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jockingmug. Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
Get the Headbutting his jocksmug. by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016
Get the Jock Danielsmug. A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
Get the jockemug. cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.
by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017
Get the jockemug. Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
by Skleebar November 25, 2020
Get the Jocking Steezmug. by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020
Get the Jocksmug.