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Japanese squirt rocket

3 Japanese woman fist each other's vaginas until climax and squirt. Who ever squirts the furthest wins.

Japanese Footjob

A Japanese Footjob is a sexual technique where you get tazed while your partner gives you a footjob.
“They’re generating electricity with footsteps in Japan.”
“I know, my lady was giving me a Japanese Footjob.”

japanese tornado

A japanese woman giving a man the best blowjob he has ever had in his entire life.
“Yo bro i just got a japanese tornado.”

Japanese Pube Wrestling

When two Japanese people tie their pubes together and play tug of war. Whoevers pubes rip off first loses!
Japanese Pube Wrestling is so kid friendly!

Japanese tickler

The act of masterbating on the toilet while a bidet shoots a warm jet of water to tickle your anus upon reaching climax
After a couple of brews, you can find Henry in the bathroom giving himself a Japanese tickler.

Lisa is so obsessed with the Japanese tickler that she installed bidets in every bathroom of her house.

Pulling a Japanese 

Is when you look up a female's skirt.
Guy #1 "OH! What's is he doing?"
Guy #2 "He's pulling a Japanese."