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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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Japanese Volcano

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .
Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.
by Whiskey Hell Podcast July 24, 2022
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The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022
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Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.
"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"
by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022
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Japanese Eiffel Tower

Similar to a standard Eiffel Tower, a threescore, but with two women. One wears a strap-on. The guy, and strap-on wearing lady, spit roast the other other lady and perform a double high five.
So I found this strap-on, anyone fancy a Japanese Eiffel Tower
by Simstx August 29, 2022
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
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Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022
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