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Twelve Incher

A term used to descibe

a) A long subways sandwich
b) A super equip guy
c) Two guys going at it
Dude, ever since my girl walked in and saw us sucking some good ol' twelve incher she doesnt want me to go to subway anymore...me thinks ima dump her and todally stick it with you!
by PixieCutie December 14, 2009
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Purple Inchworm

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.
Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007
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inchallah

when somebody can't spell inshallah right
individual 1: wow inchallah I pass my spelling test
individual 2: not at this rate. Maybe next time inshallah!!!!
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eleven inches

A huge penis size that is rarely found among men and is often viewed as respectable or gross.
Tim, the singer for the hardcore band, has eleven inches!
by tadisrad September 16, 2008
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inching

Inching is the action of attracting or otherwise inciting a person’s arousal through touch and without verbal exchange. It requires a very gradual, tentative seduction that commonly begins with “innocent” or “accidental” contact, which progresses in response to reciprocation from the recipient (or discontinues by their cessation).

The ambiguity of consent is likely to result in it being considered unlawful sexual harassment if malicious intent is proven. However, the extremely gradual nature of the action means it rarely develops beyond ‘innocent’ without some sort of reciprocal activity, implying consent and reducing likelihood of legal justification.

Variation:
Inched
Some girl started inching with me on the bus, it was actually really hot and she ended up giving me head.

I think Dan might have tried inching with me in the cinema. It was weird.
by Damn!Bot January 19, 2016
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Twenty Four inches

The size of an extremely long, steroid enhanced penis. Caution, may enter the Fallopian Tube.
by Hung Lo February 5, 2005
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3 Inches of Blood

A ridiculously good Power/Heavy metal band originating from Canada and kicking "Nu"-Metal's sorry ass. Also a band that would benefit greatly from killing their shitty Metalcore backup singer Jamie Hooper, preferably making him walk the plank. Although they are pretty derivative from old metal bands such as Iron Maiden and Running Wild they are quite frankly a breath of fresh air from shitty bands like Slipknot and System of a Down. If you like old style metal and pirates you should definately look these guys up.
"Hey, you listened to 3 Inches of Blood recently?"
"Yeah, they really need to get rid of that piece of shit Metalcore singer though..."
"Agreed"
by William Kidd August 30, 2006
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