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queer beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
by secretuser420 April 7, 2020
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Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.
Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.
by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013
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Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.
So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!
by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016
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Frothy Beard

When a man with with a medium to long beard blows a load in your ass and proceeds to felch (eat his cum out of your ass) and gets the residue all over his beard.
“After we leave this micro brewery I’d love to get a frothy beard”

“Chief gave me the best frothy beard last night
by H4rd C4ndyy April 27, 2019
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douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
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Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.
I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.
by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014
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