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woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ
Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho
by silly swan69 November 29, 2021
mugGet the woods suckermug.

wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
mugGet the wood plotmug.

birch wood

the literal worst block in minecraft
Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
mugGet the birch woodmug.

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
mugGet the pooping in the woodsmug.

bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
mugGet the bullers woodmug.

alfie wood

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs
by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
mugGet the alfie woodmug.

wood hugger

I put a wood hugger on my penis.
by HenzKat December 27, 2017
mugGet the wood huggermug.

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