Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.
Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law
by THOR'I'AM October 04, 2017
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Hugo's Law

No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.
person 1-"Whoa I googled the word 'printer' and came up with naked man in a cowboy hat."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."
by Theymademedarko April 05, 2011
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Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.
"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"
by theeTSM May 27, 2014
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Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.
John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.
by C Burn August 27, 2013
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Band-in-law

Musicians who are related to each other by band membership.
Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 02, 2011
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pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp
person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law
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Taylor's Law

Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.

Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
by AListener May 31, 2019
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