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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024
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hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
by big smithy October 19, 2017
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Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth
Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”
by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025
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Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
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