Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.

I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.

by Ibuild. June 1, 2018

Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 6, 2021

urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021