Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

juice head

someone who does steroids and is an asshole.

EW! Look at that greasy red-faced juice head. He loves steroids.

by kat June 19, 2006

head banger

A guy who listens to heavy metal while vigorously nodding his head up and down. Ideally throwing his long hair back and forth for added effect. dirt head, metal head

Dude, those head bangers are going to give themselves brain damage bangin to that speed metal.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Girlie Head

The act of giving oral sex to a woman.

"She loves getting girlie head."

by Regina F. October 8, 2005

cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

stupid head

a person that is so stupid you can't come up with a better word to insult them with.

Did you here what that stupidhead said about yo' mama?

by some lonley bitch May 14, 2003

Good head

Good head is when yo stuff dick get sucked so good that you can’t nut for another year

Male 1: how good is that head she gave you last night
Male 2: that shit was some good head my nigga

by Plz don’t hate September 20, 2018