Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.
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A dinosaur who listens to rock n roll. Usually wears sunglasses and headphones. Can be found questioning authority when he is not riding his surfboard.
If I was a dinosaur I would definitely want to be a geodon. The hierarchy of a pack and the mindless nature of herd behavior is just not for me.
by slide guitar July 18, 2020
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I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
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Grocolate, referring to graham crackers and chocolate. Not to be confused with chocolate graham crackers.
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