Old Greg 

Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.

Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.

Old Greg by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

the Greg 

when giving a simple kiss goodnight, instead of going for the cheek, you lean in alittle more therefore getting partial lip action

Alexa : so did you hook up with that kid?
Arianna : noo, all i got was the Greg

the Greg by "Jelly" April 25, 2006

getting the greg 

Greg n. (gre-guh)

Origins: TRyP from irc created the greg when he explained how he had slept with multiple women at once, then came onto irc and confessed he had advanced HIV and AIDS.

1. A disease which makes you stupid. "Hey dude, you're getting the greg."

2. Person on IRC who has recieved advanced HIV and AIDS from coming in contact with someone who has the greg. "Hey did you he that <PoorlyToldJoke > got the greg?"

3. When you get fired from a low paying job after working only a week. "Hey dude, i heard that your boss gave you the greg."

4. Being addicted to cocaine. "Hey i had to go to rehab for getting the greg."

getting the greg by LordPerve November 15, 2004

shut up greg 

Nobody knows where this phrase came from, only that the members of Green Day are now saying it constantly.

Mike Dirnt: shut up greg
social media: *explodes*

shut up greg by Bipolar_Bear24 May 18, 2018

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

slow greg by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Sean & Greg 

Sean & Greg is an electro pop band created by two lifetimes devoted to music and fueled by the energy of two best friends. Sean Bennett "Sean" and Greg Malek-Jones "Greg met while attending New York City's renowned, Professional Performing Arts School in the heart of Manhattan. From that inspiring start, their musical vision now launches them into the recording world.

Sean & Greg have released their debut single "The Invasion" worldwide on every main digital music store and on iTunes.com

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Sean & Greg

Sean & Greg by BritneyLover726 November 26, 2009

The Greg Harris 

A heaping plate of tater tots, smothered in a pound of chili, then covered with 1/2 pound of melted chedder cheese. 3,200 calories, Total fat 63g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 666mg, Protein 34g

For lunch, I'm going to order me a The Greg Harris.

The Greg Harris by Jimmy-Jo1911 November 10, 2013