Snake in the Grass

Easily the greatest strategy in Dodge-Ball. It consist of approaching the separation line between the two dodge-ball teams and frolicking like a fairy (Jerking would suffice). As soon as the other team charges you armed with a dodge-ball, retreat and wait for them to cock (haha) back their arm and throw. When the ball is thrown, fall back, and push off the ground propelling yourself backwards. Thus, Snake in the Grass.

Rat-a-Tat: Folks, now where gonna be playing Dodge today.

Uh-Dom: A dotn no howw to spek anglish.

Dylan: Im black!

John: Fuck Yeah our Teams got SNAKE IN THE GRASS Offense!

Jackson: come on big gay juice!

by RATCLIFF! December 17, 2010

grassing

a prank in which you put wet grass on a house so it sticks all over it.

"duue, we were just grassing that house it looks so tight."

by jack/michael March 20, 2007

grasshopper

Grasshopper is the equivalent to a hundred dollar note in Australian currency.

My mate slapped a grasshopper on the bar and brought a round.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

tall grass

pubic hair longer than two inches. can't see the skin. can't find the right hole. squatchy crotch. makes sex difficult and unattractive. lice and ticks inhabit tall grass along with warts, crabs and STD's.

i had to search through my girlfriends tall grass.
i found a tick in my tall grass.

the lice loved the tall grass due to the warmth of it compared to the head.

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

cutting the grass

slang for smoking weed

i'll be cutting the grass on friday night with my boys

by conf0000z October 22, 2012

Sit in the grass

Gay slang for having sex while sitting on a penis. A man who likes to "sit in the grass" is one who likes to be penetrated while sitting on his partner's penis. The "grass" in the idiom is pubic hair.

"Last find I finally fucked her brother; he likes to sit in the grass."

by Reuel Tidhar August 21, 2008