government

Opiate of the masses.

Wahh, I need the government to take from those evil rich people and give to me because I'm lazy! Wahh.

by -V. April 19, 2006

Goner

A boner but for girls. AKA a girl boner.

Oh my god that guy is soo hot, I just got a goner

by librarian94746575886 August 23, 2012

goner

getting a boner while playing Gears of War.

Alex: Jim got a huge goner while playing Gears last night
Dean: man thats hilarious!

by TheMillionthMan November 7, 2009

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

government

the people who are in charge of our planet.
generally a bunch of unprincipled crooks, but still better than the alternative.

the government lied about where the money was going.

by lalaaa. March 7, 2008

government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do

person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009