Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 09, 2024
The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
by darkduds April 19, 2024
A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.
by AIU December 05, 2023
Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
by Gronkitis January 25, 2024
by ImoGod December 09, 2023