gobsmack

to unexpectedly or suddenly hit someone or something in the mouth. Often done in anger or with the intent to injure. Almost always done with whatever is nearest at hand.

"I gobsmacked that bully with my biology book."
"Billy said he was not going to get off my new bike. I gobsmacked him into changing his mind with my book bag."

by R Lord February 8, 2008

Goober

A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.

1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"

by TheKubliest October 17, 2014

goob

a person who tends to tell stories that no one listens to. doesn't always have friends, normally a steak is their only friend. extremely hard to understand. occasionally moody.

loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.

goob : so today i was
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.

by scruffles. March 6, 2008

Goob

Refers to a business or an establishment that has "Gone Out Of Business" or closed down. Abbreviated by the beginning letter of each word. Gone or Going out of business.

"Hey, the record store I love has goob. or I used to go there all the time before it went goob.

by imagewise December 10, 2009

Goober

A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".

Wow that goober is looking FIIIINE in his thing and monacle. Where is the nearest wall?

by Joober January 23, 2005

goober

A male (?) who is mildly retarded and takes 36minutes to find a car park.

GOOOOOOOBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! NO CARPARKIN AIY BRO

by -Tninja- August 29, 2005

Goober

A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.

EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."

by Flossua March 21, 2009