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golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"
Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"
by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007
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golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.
Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.
by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009
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Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.
John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!
by Captnbrando February 2, 2014
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the golden horse

a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass
vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse
by mccormsh December 23, 2010
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Golden shower

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!
by Little City Band September 26, 2018
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Golden Meadow

A small town where everyone knows everyone. It is a simple easy living town with nothing to do but be with friends and family. A great place to grow up and raise a family.
Dude your town is sooo Golden Meadow.
by brett22 August 10, 2008
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golden spread

a reference to the Texas panhandle. Golden Spread has to do with the look of the "golden" grass all around.
by Das Blen April 27, 2005
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