golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.

Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.

by UnknownNumero1 October 07, 2008

golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

by COMA SUTRA August 10, 2007

Golden Meadow

A small town where everyone knows everyone. It is a simple easy living town with nothing to do but be with friends and family. A great place to grow up and raise a family.

Dude your town is sooo Golden Meadow.

by brett22 July 17, 2008

golden spring

When a guy is eating a girl out and she pisses on his face/in his mouth.

Ricky: "Hey Bobby why are you gargling bleach?"
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."

by Janet O'Malley June 08, 2007

The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

golden spread

a reference to the Texas panhandle. Golden Spread has to do with the look of the "golden" grass all around.

...bust a nut for the Golden Spread...

by Das Blen April 28, 2005

Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 02, 2014