skeet goblin

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.

Get off my dick you skeet goblin.

by Tyrone McDouche July 02, 2009

going goblin

Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.

Doesn't matter which audience Trump is speaking to, he's always going goblin.

by Doctxr82 December 06, 2022

Glizzy Goblin

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.

-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

by GlizzyGoddess69_Noice February 18, 2023

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 11, 2008

knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 10, 2006

green goblin

When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.

Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.

by jononomous August 09, 2005

op goblin

An obscure term which originated in the 1990s and is another name for the Red-eye effect in photography.

"Do you see Johnny's red pupils in this photograph?" "They make him look like the Terminator." "Yeah, he's got a bad case of op goblin!"

by Old80skid September 12, 2013