Ghetto Garzone

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.

Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.

by Fyzz April 9, 2009

ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

by Sexydimma January 1, 2015

ghetto tints

when your car windows get shot out, and you replace them with garbage bags

"javon got the windows shot out of robbs mountaineer, so robb had to put in some ghetto tints for the time being"

by cray36 March 27, 2009

Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.

Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.

by Osiris_god December 1, 2009

ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally

$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare

by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010

Ghetto Swig

Drinking alcohol from the bottle that isn't usually designed for drinking from the bottle.

"Yo me an ma nigga JDawgg saw Chantelle Ghetto Swigging some single malt bruh.....that shit was wrong..."

"Oh darling when one is out of wine glasses, One must ghetto swig"

by JDawgg January 19, 2014

Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 26, 2007