ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

by Sexydimma January 1, 2015

ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally

$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare

by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010

Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.

Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.

by Osiris_god December 1, 2009

Ghetto Garzone

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.

Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.

by Fyzz April 9, 2009

ghetto tints

when your car windows get shot out, and you replace them with garbage bags

"javon got the windows shot out of robbs mountaineer, so robb had to put in some ghetto tints for the time being"

by cray36 March 27, 2009

Ghetto Suffix

A ghetto suffix, also known as a ghetto ending is an ending to a ghetto as name. Many common ghetto suffixes are Shaun or Sean , iqua, isha and Onte

Examples of a ghetto suffix include but are not limited to:
Rayshaun
Tyshaun
Rodsean
Desean
Shaniqua
Aniqua
Lakisha
Sharkisha
Dvonte
Monte
dashonte

by Red penguin 69 January 5, 2015

ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.

1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.

by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010