Taking Grandma to Applebee's

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.

You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.

by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 11, 2010

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.

Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"

by Kozbot January 20, 2009

polish's grandma

a really hot grandma that you have fucked all day every day and she has the stain on her face

Man, I love fucking Polish's Grandma

by lolstain August 3, 2010

racist grandma

1) Every white person’s grandma

2) An Islamaphobic racist that supports Trump

“Man, she’s such a racist grandma!”

by animenerdintraining December 10, 2017

The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.

I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.

by Chris Lee March 29, 2004

Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery

Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014