chode awarness geek

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...

douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...

by power metal whore November 4, 2009

fake geek

Fake geeks can be girls or boys, although most think it's girls only. It's mostly boys, believe it or not. Fake geeks pretend to be huge fans of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Homestuck, Merlin, and lots of other fandoms. They also pretend to have a lot of ships, and an unrealistically popular tumblr blog. They can be seen wearing fake glasses and wearing merchandise for shows they don't watch.

Jack: I watch BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who all the time!
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.

by AnataSky May 18, 2014

band geek

someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.

those band geeks are so talented.

by band rox May 20, 2006

nouveau geek

Nouveau geek (French for “new geek”), refers to a person who has acquired considerable technical savvy without the deep foundational knowledge of a computer scientist. This term is generally to emphasize that the individual was previously part of a different educational curriculum, such as liberal arts, and that such education has not necessarily provided the means for the development of web sites or the use of gadgets that were previously unobtainable, but rather the Socratic drive to keep questioning, learning, creating, viewing source, copying and pasting, and using WordPress themes and widgets. The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion by hard core techies, for the purposes of intellectual distinction, to describe persons with newfound knowledge as lacking the experience or finesse to use technology in the same manner as the “old geek”—persons who actually know how to write software from scratch but often have no interpersonal skills or the ability to apply complex concepts to modern or everyday business scenarios.

Our internet marketing manager is such a nouveau geek.

by nouveaugeek December 6, 2011

techno geek

noun. a person obsessed with electronic gadgets.

Bill: My graphics are top quality with my new NVIDIA nForce4 SLI X16 graphics card.
Alex: You're such a techno geek.

by MuscleMan1244 September 25, 2005

Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK)

A Jehovah Geek loves Jehovah and despised for it.
A Jehovah Geek fears God.
A Jehovah Geek studies the Holy Scriptures and practice being holy until he/she is holy.
A Jehovah Geek loves Jesus.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek.
A Jehovah Geek is a church boi/boy or girl/gul.
A Jehovah Geek is a preacher/minister; who loves people and goes to church.
A Jehovah Geek never judges a person.
A Jehovah Geek is humble and caring.
A Jehovah Geek believes/confesses Christ Jesus the Lord.

Courtland is a Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEak) and I don't like it, he sucks.
I love Jehovah.
Man, you are a Jesus freak.
I believe Jesus is Lord.
Christ is raised from the dead.

by dxe February 19, 2008

PR Geek

An intensely attractive and well to do individual who rocks the world of all that enter his obscenely awesome presence.

Christine: Oh my! That PR Geek is such a uber stud!

by PR Geek September 29, 2003