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Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 4, 2022
mugGet the Fuck me gran granmug.

fuck me daddy

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by wleoekfv m February 14, 2023
mugGet the fuck me daddymug.

fuck me

by cardiomybuttholedaddy September 11, 2019
mugGet the fuck memug.

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
mugGet the fuck me with the wig onmug.

Fuck me

1. A way to express anger

2. A expression of what you want to do
When the box fell on James' foot he screamed Fuck me .
by Jeffrey willingly June 26, 2021
mugGet the Fuck memug.

fuck me

something I really want my bf 2 do 2 me
by blackiscat0505 January 30, 2025
mugGet the fuck memug.

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